Real life.

I am going to bitch slap the next first-time parent that tells me

their baby never cries.

Let's be clear, parenting for two months has

given you NO insight into what "crying a lot", "crying a little",

and "never crying" really means.

I had a baby that never cried too. Cameron was the happiest,

sweetest little babe this side of the Mississippi...

and his baby brother is following in his footsteps.

Heed my warning: a baby that NEVER cries, is in no way

an indication of things to come.

All children cry. All children get upset. All children throw fits.

Your baby that "never cries" will follow suit.

This is real life.